New Comer to Blogging

                                                             

Hello there World...I am Catch. It can be awkward  to have the nickname 'Catch', simply because when people are throwing things to each other they may shout"CATCH!"Low and behold I turn, only to be disappointed...Maybe I should consider reinventing my nickname to Kitkat or Cathy or even Cat...

Wow...I feel nervous. Why? Well, basically I don't want to screw up and write a lot of meaningless stuff('waffle' as my previous history teacher would say) Where to start? What to write? Well, I suppose at the beginning would be appropriate...Oh and to answer your second question Catch- You can write about absolutely anything! Maybe not about death threats and terrorist plans but other than that...

Waffle steps to follow when blogging:
1. Pretend your writing to Santa Claus
2. Lose the mass sermons(Santa is a busy man)
3.Always, always, always suck up to Santa. Nobody wants coal in their stocking.
4.Forget fun! This is completely serious blogging...'Clink' that is the sound of shackles-no escape...Did I mention freedom earlier? Ignore that. What I really meant is you will live out your life as a blogger shackled to Blogging forever...
5. If any enjoyment from blogging materializes, whip it back...Misery is your life from now on.
6. Cut out the sarcasm! Your making me sick!

Rightio, If I follow those simple six steps PLAFIC, then and only then will I become an accomplished blogger...

Peace out World,

From Catch.